update

I havent blogged in a while because i was to busy packing for our vacation. i am so excited. did i mention we are leaving tomorrow?(at 6 in the morning)we are not even half packed and we still have to load the outback(our new car). we are heading over west to a whole bunce of towns in B.C.. the longest we will be staying in one town is 5 days, a new family record. the sad part is that we have to leave odon behind but i am sure he will have fun with katie. i will post lots of pictures when we come back home.

hopefuly no broken bones!!!!!!!!!!

Goodbye

My mouth still hurts from loosing Bobby but I think I am over him now.

In case you do not know who bobby is (or was) he used to be a little (big) lump of scar tissue on the inside of my cheek. Today my dentist, Doc. C. cut it out with this laser pen sort of thing. He froze my mouth 3 times. It took an hour and a half to wear off. now there is this sort of black scab in my mouth that tastes like burnt skin.

Any way i just wanted to say bye to Bobby.
R.I.P.


Elyssa (The epic)

Newfie jokes

I have a book of Newfie jokes and I wanted to share them on my blog.

Newfie,"Do you know what I think of you?"
Torontonian,"No,what?"
Newfie,"I was hoping you'd think of something"

I once knew a newfie who threw himself at the floor and missed.

Aggie,"I saw you tonight jarge. Why were you comming out of that pub at midnight?"
Jarge,"WEll Aggie..hic...I had to come out sometime"

Nova Scotian,"What did that suit cost you?"
Newfie,"a small down payment and a change of address."

"I play hockey, i stand at six feet, two inches and weigh two hundred and seven pounds. My slapshot was timed at one hundred fifty-four mph and i can skate fourty miles an hour. What do you think of that?"
coach,"Will you join my team?"
"That may be a problem, you see i'm married and I don't think my husband would approve"

Newfie walked into a store and asked for two cans of dog food.
Clerk,"Where is your dog?"
Newie,"home"
Clerk,"well, I can't see you the dag food"
a day later, newfie walked in and asked for a can of cat food.
Clerk,"Where is your cat?"
Newfie,"home"
Clerk,"Well I can't sell you the cat food"
Two days later newfie came in carrying a brown paper bag.
Newfie,"put your hand in here."
Clerk,"What is that soft stuff?"
Newfie,"I would like a roll of toilet paper."

Did you like them? This is only a little bit but i am getting tired of typing and Alphadog is at my house. i will post some more later

Epic fail

I was looking at pictures on the interweb and I found this epic picture and just wanted to post it on my blog so here it is...

my first post

Ha!
I finally made myself a blog and it is awesome. i am still trying to figure out how to use it but i am getting the hand of it.